Muse Pundit Advises

Although we can read the following in the comments, The Board of Muses has elected to republish a comment offering sound advice in this post. Does designer, Drake Glatter, meet the pundit's guidelines?

Ok, this is important. As a muse of sorts myself, I take the design of party shoes very seriously and can offer a few rules of thumb. First rule of thumb - the shoes need not be limited to matching each other. Second rule of thumb -it is important to remember these shoes will be sought after by mere mortals lining the streets to worship the muse. Should the muse feel so generous as to share her shoes, the shoes will be transported to the mortal's home in the most difficult traveling conditions and eventually be proudly displayed for many years - thus durability and longevity are imperative. Think shellack. Zip lock bags are good for storing and transporting.
Third rule of thumb - good taste is neither necessary nor encouraged. Let the Deep Blue Muse's true brilliance shine. Think silver beads, feathers, ribbons, glitter, even fiber optics.

A note of caution: the Deep Blue Muse may fall to taunting and teasing the party crowd with her shoes, making them insane. Be prepared for Chaos. Although traditionally Chaos has been coming before the Muses' parties, the chariots always break down, making the muses late. And, Chaos never really gives the great gifts that we were promised. The muses have campaigned to get Chaos moved to another night or at least after the muses party.